Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...