The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
No Hemorrhoids
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What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
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The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....