Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
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