Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...