Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...