What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
I didn’t get any money this time
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Rude Doctor!
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Good Cook
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Darwin Awards
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Homemade Bargain Gift
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Admit that you did that
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Monahan stumbled into a saloon
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spitting in the vase
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Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...