Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...