Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...