Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...