In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...