cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.