Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...