Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...