Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...