Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...