Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...