One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...