If Men made the Rules
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Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...