Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...