why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...