Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...