George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...