I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...