In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...