New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....