Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...