Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...