Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....