The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
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Bathroom troubles
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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
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Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...