Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...