George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...