Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...