Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...