Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...