Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
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Dead Pussy
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He was light fingered!
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A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
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