Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...