What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...