Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...