Huge criminal record
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Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Architect programmer
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Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Toilet
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A thin mouse!
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A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...