The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...