User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...