What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...