Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...