I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!