What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Application to Live in Kentucky
Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________–_____________________________________Daddy (If unknown, list...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...