What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Compare the genders
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Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...