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Knock Knock Christmas
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5 lbs of fat
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A birthday party
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
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Operas that never made it
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A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
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Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...