Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...