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Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Dollars equal cents
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Where you reside
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The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
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With best intentions
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Cat jokes 04
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