Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.