An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.