Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...